[Uncyclopedia-l] New featured article: -- World War I --

[Ryan Murphy]

World War I was created in 1972 by Myanmar documentary director George Lucas
to further cash in on the popularity of the smash hit World War II. It is
yet another prequel in the classic World War series, more directly tied to
World War II than the other titles (hence why it is often referred to as
"World War II-2").

World War I introduces us to a character (Adolf Hitler) who would gain
importance in later episodes. In WWI, Hitler is a young German Corporal, who
fights bravely and does his duty for the Austrians. Later, in Episode 3, we
see Hitler's corruption to the dark side. World War I features some other
familiar faces, Winston Churchill, who in WWII becomes a major leader, is
depicted as a younger, lower-level, First Lord of the Admiralty under the
tutelage of his master David Lloyd George, He leads the Raid in Gallipoli,
and it creates a tragic story. Douglas MacArthur plays a dashing young
officer, far removed from the prominence he would gain in the "later" films.
We also see brief cameos by Harry S Truman, who ends WWII in the dramatic
climax, in this episode he is a comically nearsighted artillery officer.
Charles de Gaulle has a cameo as a Frenchmen that survives the German gas
massacre by breathing into a urine soaked rag. While the heavily
criticisized comic relief, Mus Mus Solininks, is introduced as a clueless
journalist.


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