[Uncyclopedia-l] #3 Article of 2005: -- List of weapons that don't exist, but should --

[Katie (keitei)]

Throughout history, weapons have been made in many forms. They all
have their differences, except for some of them, which are identical.
But there's one thing nearly all of them have in common: they're
really, really, really boring. The sword? You poke someone and they
hopefully get hurt. The gun? You point at someone and they get hurt,
or hopefully dead. The bomb? You throw something at someone and they
get hurt or maybe even vaporized. Every weapon ever made can be
simplified into one of these three categories. That's it. No more
weapons in the universe. Except cheese. First and foremost, this also
leaves a demand in the market for a weapon that "gets hurt and points
at things." You'd think the evil geniuses behind these things would
have a little more creativity and fun doing their job, but no. They
all long for the sweet, painless, chicken soup of death and could care
less about creativity.

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